||There once was a pretty, fair
maiden who, after returning from a difficult day as doctor, pilot,
race car driver, teacher *and* fairy, found herself alone in her
chalet house with a bounty of binge foods.
Normally, this beauty named Barbie would never
indulge in such things, but today being such a horribly tough day, she
thought it would be a wonderful "escape" from reality to
indulge in a fantasy binge of epic proportions.
She sat down and started to chow. The ice cream was smooth and cool as
it slid down her throat. The pizza was not to be outdone by the ice
cream, no siree! it was spicy, hot and luscious as it pranced on her
Time passed as
readily as the crackers down the this young lass's gullet.
||Barbie had never been so
so completely satisfied.
She had never consumed such mass quantities of food.
In fact it had been decades since she had eaten a full meal.
As Barbie lied down to rest and savor the last
cracker, she patted her tummy and fell fast asleep.
The beauty known as Barbie woke up about and looked
around the room. She was embarrassed to see all of the food
containers as she vaguely remembered the gluttonous adventure from
the night before.
She licked some of the ice cream remains still sticking to her
lips and suddenly remembered the full glory of her food
She reached down to pat her tummy as a moment of reflection...when
all of a sudden she realized her tummy was HUGE. She looked down and
"What happened?!?" she screamed.
She was barely able to peer over her newly plumped breasts to see
her fat legs.
"Oh, my GAWD!!!"
She sat up and looked around a bit more.
So much food was eaten and yet
her tummy was growling once again.
She tried to quiet her tummy with
a couple of Rich crackers,
but to no avail, the crackers were all but eaten.
She put the box to her face and tapped
the bottom to get the last crumb.
After she licked the salt off her lips, she heard a
Ken said earlier that he was going to stop by!!
What would he think of her at this weight? What oh,
As he opened the door,
(Yes he has a key...shocking but true.
There is further evidence that Ken is,
in fact, not gay but I cannot reveal it here.)
Barbie jumped to her feet amid the
ruins of her fantasy gone awry and
tried to straighten her now tight dress.
"I don't know what happened. You must think
Ken said, without skipping a beat,
"No, Barbie, I think you're beautiful. You always were and
always will be no matter what size you are."